Average Regards

Some people leave with "warm regards." You leave with the bare minimum.

Fabric: 100% cotton, 240 GSM — heavyweight enough to feel substantial, breathable enough to survive your indifference.
Fit: Unisex oversized fit with extra length and dropped sleeves, because "trying hard" wasn't the energy today.
Care: Wash inside-out, cold water. Low heat dry. Iron inside-out too — the shirt's tired, don't make it work harder.